So I thought of another hilarious story. Try to guess what reminded me of it.
My friends and I are driving in a Hummer H3 through the ghetto of Chattanooga. We stop at a light and somebody runs up to the back of the car and tried to open the back door. Fortunately for him, it was locked. We had a pistol, two combat knives, three regular knives, an asp, and three big guys ready to beat him up.